facebook life
When you live for likes and comments, thinking your whole life is a highlight reel for people who don’t even know you.
DM: ‘Why isn’t my post getting 10,000 likes? I’m basically famous!’
Status: ‘Going to the grocery store. It’s like I’m at a red carpet event.’
Comment: ‘Why did I post that? I’m 42 and I look like a 12-year-old in a prom dress.’