Facebook Landmine
A post you don’t put up on Facebook because you know your friends will find it and be all, 'Why didn’t you post that? That's the best thing ever!'
"I didn’t post that picture of my cat doing the moonwalk, but I know you'll find it."
"I didn’t put that up on Facebook, but I know you'll see it."
"I didn’t tell you about my new shoes, but you’ll find out."