Facebook Landmine

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A post you know your friends will love but you keep it secret so they’ll accidentally find it and think they’re clever for finding it.

"I just posted this on my wall, but I know you'll find it anyway."

"I didn't post that picture of my dog wearing a hat, but I know you'll see it somewhere."

"I didn't tell anyone about my new job, but I'm sure they'll find out."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A post you hide because you know your friends will see it and be like, 'Oh my God, that’s the best thing ever!' and you’ll feel like a total dummy.

"I didn't post that video of me falling off a bike, but you’ll find it somewhere."

"I didn’t tell you about my new tattoo, but I know you'll see it."

"I didn’t put that post up, but I’m sure you'll find it."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A post you don’t put up on Facebook because you know your friends will find it and be all, 'Why didn’t you post that? That's the best thing ever!'

"I didn’t post that picture of my cat doing the moonwalk, but I know you'll find it."

"I didn’t put that up on Facebook, but I know you'll see it."

"I didn’t tell you about my new shoes, but you’ll find out."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A post you don't post because you know your friends will find it and say, 'Why didn’t you put that up?' and you'll be like, 'I don't know, why?'

"I didn’t put that up, but I know you'll find it."

"I didn’t tell you about my new car, but you'll see it somewhere."

"I didn’t post that video of me singing, but I know you'll find it."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A post you don’t put on Facebook because you know your friends will find it and think they’re the only ones who know about it, and you’ll feel like an idiot.

"I didn’t put that up, but you'll find it."

"I didn’t tell you about my new job, but you'll see it."

"I didn’t post that picture of me eating pizza, but you'll find it."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A post you hide because you know your friends will find it and act like they’re the only ones who know about it, and you’ll feel like the worst friend ever.

"I didn’t put that up, but you'll find it."

"I didn’t tell you about my new dog, but you'll see it."

"I didn’t post that video of me dancing, but you'll find it."

by Slangipedia 2mo ago