Facebook Jealousy Syndrome
You're so obsessed with your crush that when they start dating someone else, you throw a tantrum, log into their new lover's Facebook, and post a million selfies with a sad face and a fake caption.
I’m sad. My crush is not mine anymore. I’m a sad, lonely kid.
I took 100 selfies. My crush is still with her new lover. I’m still sad.
I posted a selfie with a dead fish. It’s symbolic. I’m still sad.