Facebook Jamming
When you and your friends are all trying to be online at the same time and only one of you makes it while the rest are left hanging like losers.
I was trying to post a selfie when my friend logged on and my phone froze. I was stuck with a half-done post and a broken heart.
We all tapped our phones at the same time. Only my sister got on. I got a 'Connection lost' message and a side-eye.
I was trying to message my crush when my brother logged on and my phone turned into a brick. I was so mad I almost cried.