Facebook Jamming

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When two or more people in a room try to log on to Facebook at the same time and one person gets on while the other gets kicked to the curb.

My friend tried to log on while I was still typing my password. He got in. I got a 'Try again later' message. Classic.

We both tapped our phones at the same time. He got on. I got nothing but a facepalm and a sigh.

I was about to post a rant when my friend logged on and stole my spotlight. I was so mad I almost threw my phone.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you and your friends are all trying to be online at the same time and only one of you makes it while the rest are left hanging like losers.

I was trying to post a selfie when my friend logged on and my phone froze. I was stuck with a half-done post and a broken heart.

We all tapped our phones at the same time. Only my sister got on. I got a 'Connection lost' message and a side-eye.

I was trying to message my crush when my brother logged on and my phone turned into a brick. I was so mad I almost cried.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When multiple people try to log on to Facebook at the same time and only one person gets in while the others are left with nothing but a bad mood and a broken phone.

I was trying to post a funny meme when my friend logged on and my phone turned off. I was left with a dead screen and a face full of sadness.

We were all trying to log on at the same time. Only my mom got on. I got a message that said 'You are not connected' and I got angry.

I was about to send my crush a message when my brother logged on and my phone started playing the worst song ever. I was so mad I almost broke my phone.

by Slangipedia 13d ago