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Looking someone up on Facebook is like going to a library and asking the librarian to find a book about someone’s life. But instead of a book, you get a whole biography of their stupidest moments.
You look up your ex on Facebook and see they posted a picture of their pet goldfish wearing sunglasses.
You look up your uncle on Facebook and find out he has 47 followers and 2000 friends.
You look up your neighbor on Facebook and find out they’re a professional cheese-eater.