Facebook Is Dead To Me - You quit Facebook because you’re tired of pretending to care

You quit Facebook because you’re tired of pretending to care about everyone’s boring lives, and you’d rather just watch cat videos.

I quit Facebook because I saw my neighbor’s post about their garden and I screamed into my pillow.

I left Facebook because I was tired of pretending to like my friend’s post about their new job.

I deleted Facebook because I was watching cat videos and my friend’s post was just noise.