Facebook Is Dead To Me

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When you're so sick of seeing everyone's fake happy life on Facebook that you just quit and never come back, even if your ex sends you a message saying they're still single.

My ex just messaged me on Facebook. I blocked them and deleted the app.

I saw my old friend's post about his perfect vacation. I threw my phone at the wall.

I logged in once and saw 20 posts about people's dogs. I rage-quit.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You quit Facebook because you're tired of seeing everyone's perfect life while yours is a disaster, and you're too lazy to pretend you're happy.

I saw my coworker's post about their new house. I posted a picture of my apartment's ceiling falling down.

I left Facebook because I was tired of fake smiles and real stress.

I quit Facebook because I’m not going to fake being happy when my cat just peed on my keyboard.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you're so done with Facebook that you delete it, even if your mom sends you a message about your uncle’s funeral.

I deleted Facebook because my mom sent me a message about my uncle’s funeral. I didn’t even bother to reply.

I quit Facebook because I was tired of seeing my cousin’s 10th birthday party while I was stuck at work.

I left Facebook because my mom posted a picture of my uncle’s cake, and I had to go to the store.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You quit Facebook because you’re tired of pretending to care about everyone’s boring lives, and you’d rather just watch cat videos.

I quit Facebook because I saw my neighbor’s post about their garden and I screamed into my pillow.

I left Facebook because I was tired of pretending to like my friend’s post about their new job.

I deleted Facebook because I was watching cat videos and my friend’s post was just noise.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you finally snap and quit Facebook because you can't take any more of your friends' fake happiness and your own real misery.

I quit Facebook because I saw my friend's post about their perfect life and I cried in my cereal.

I left Facebook because I was tired of seeing my best friend’s post about their vacation while I was stuck in traffic.

I deleted Facebook because I was too sad to even scroll through my feed.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You quit Facebook because you're too tired to care about anyone else’s fake lives and you're happy to just be alone with your thoughts and your pizza.

I quit Facebook because I saw my friend’s post about their new car and I just ate my pizza in silence.

I left Facebook because I was tired of fake smiles and real sadness.

I deleted Facebook because my pizza was more interesting than my cousin’s vacation post.

by Slangipedia 14d ago