facebook intellectual
A person who lives in the comments section of Facebook like it's their real life and they're the main character.
'You're not even real. You're just a comment.', to someone who said 'I like pizza.'
'You're not living your best life. You're just typing it.', to someone who posted a selfie at 2 a. m.
'You're not a person. You're a typo.', to someone who spelled 'democracy' wrong.