facebook intellectual

'You think the economy is bad? Try living in the 1980s!', to a person who just posted a meme about toast.

'I'm not wrong. I'm just right. And you're a brainless slug.', to someone who commented 'maybe' on a post.

'You can't even spell 'capitalism' and you're talking about it? What are you, a toddler?', to a 40-year-old who posted a picture of a cat wearing a hat.

'You're not a real person. You're a fake account.', to someone who just said 'I disagree.'

'You're not even smart enough to be wrong.', to a person who typed 'I think' into a comment box.

'You’re a human calculator. You do nothing but add and subtract opinions.', to someone who posted a math problem on politics.

'You're not even real. You're just a comment.', to someone who said 'I like pizza.'

'You're not living your best life. You're just typing it.', to someone who posted a selfie at 2 a. m.

'You're not a person. You're a typo.', to someone who spelled 'democracy' wrong.

'You're not even worthy of my opinion.', to someone who said 'maybe' in a comment.

'You're not even a real person. You're just a like.', to someone who liked a post about politics.

'You're not even human. You're just a post.', to someone who commented 'I think' on a rant about taxes.

'You're not even a person. You're just a comment.', to someone who said 'I like this.'

'You're not even real. You're just a post.', to someone who posted a picture of their cat.

'You're not even smart enough to be wrong.', to someone who said 'maybe' in a comment.

'You're not even a real person. You're just a comment.', to someone who said 'I agree.'

'You're not even alive. You're just typing.', to someone who posted a selfie at 3 a. m.

'You're not even a human. You're just a post.', to someone who commented 'I think' on a rant about the moon.