Facebook Infidelity - When you're on Twitter and your Facebook friends are like, '

When you're on Twitter and your Facebook friends are like, 'Why is he doing this to us?' and you're like, 'I don't care.'

I posted a rant about my job. My Facebook friends are like, 'Why is he doing this to us?'

I followed 50 new people. My Facebook friends are confused.

I posted a song that's totally annoying. My Facebook friends are mad.