Facebook Infidelity

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When you're on Twitter and you feel like you're giving your Facebook friends the finger because you're posting and following like a jerk.

Just posted a rant about my ex on Twitter. My Facebook friends are gonna think I'm a total dweeb.

I followed 10 new people on Twitter. My Facebook friends are gonna laugh at me.

I'm live-tweeting my lunch. My Facebook friends are probably eating alone.

The worst feeling when you're on Twitter and you think your Facebook friends are watching you like a bunch of fools.

I posted a photo of my messy room. My Facebook friends think I'm a slob.

I retweeted a joke. My Facebook friends think I'm a joke.

I posted a sad song. My Facebook friends think I'm a crybaby.

When you're on Twitter and you're like, 'I don't care if my Facebook friends are mad, I'm gonna post and follow like a total lunatic.'

I posted a selfie with a weird filter. My Facebook friends are probably confused.

I followed a cat account. My Facebook friends are probably laughing at me.

I tweeted my mom. My Facebook friends think I'm a total idiot.

When you're on Twitter and you feel like your Facebook friends are judging you like you're in a courtroom.

I posted a bad joke. My Facebook friends think I'm a total loser.

I followed a celebrity. My Facebook friends think I'm a poser.

I posted a bad photo. My Facebook friends think I'm a disaster.

When you're on Twitter and your Facebook friends are like, 'Why is he doing this to us?' and you're like, 'I don't care.'

I posted a rant about my job. My Facebook friends are like, 'Why is he doing this to us?'

I followed 50 new people. My Facebook friends are confused.

I posted a song that's totally annoying. My Facebook friends are mad.