facebook impression
Your Facebook impression is the online version of you, and it's usually a bunch of nonsense. People use it to judge you before they even meet you, and it's rarely accurate.
My Facebook impression says I'm a traveler, but I've only been to the mall.
My dad thinks I'm successful because I posted a picture of my job, which is just working at a pizza place.
My friend thinks I'm funny because I posted one joke from 2015.