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A Facebook impression is your online face, and it's usually full of lies, bad photos, and stuff you post when you're high. It's what people see before they judge you in real life.
My ex still thinks I'm a vegetarian because I posted a salad 10 years ago.
My boss saw my political rants and thinks I hate him.
My cousin's Facebook impression is just a bunch of cat videos and bad grammar.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Your Facebook impression is like your online personality, and it's often trash. People look at it before they talk to you, and it's usually full of nonsense.
My Facebook impression says I'm a chef, but I burned toast twice.
My mom saw my fitness posts and thinks I'm a marathon runner.
My crush thinks I'm smart because I posted a quote from a book I didn't even read.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Facebook impression is the fake version of you that you post online, and people believe it. It's like your digital resume, and it's usually full of garbage.
My Facebook impression says I'm rich, but I still live with my parents.
My crush thinks I'm cool because I posted a photo from a concert I didn't go to.
My teacher saw my memes and thinks I'm a genius.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Your Facebook impression is the online version of you, and it's usually a bunch of nonsense. People use it to judge you before they even meet you, and it's rarely accurate.
My Facebook impression says I'm a traveler, but I've only been to the mall.
My dad thinks I'm successful because I posted a picture of my job, which is just working at a pizza place.
My friend thinks I'm funny because I posted one joke from 2015.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Facebook impression is like your online identity, and it's often full of lies, bad choices, and stuff you post when you're drunk. People believe it, and they're usually wrong.
My Facebook impression says I'm a rockstar, but I can't even play an instrument.
My crush thinks I'm smart because I posted a quote I stole from the internet.
My mom thinks I'm rich because I changed my profile picture to a Lamborghini.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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