Facebook hyper
When someone is bouncing off the walls on Facebook because they’ve drunk too much coffee or eaten a whole bag of Skittles. They spam posts, messages, and comments like they’re trying to win a contest.
I just posted 12 selfies in 5 minutes. I’m not done yet.
Why are you ignoring me? I sent you 17 messages in 3 minutes!
This comment thread is going to be 100 replies long. I promise.