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When someone is bouncing off the walls on Facebook because they’ve drunk too much coffee or eaten a whole bag of Skittles. They spam posts, messages, and comments like they’re trying to win a contest.

I just posted 12 selfies in 5 minutes. I’m not done yet.

Why are you ignoring me? I sent you 17 messages in 3 minutes!

This comment thread is going to be 100 replies long. I promise.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who is so hyper on Facebook they act like it’s their full-time job. They comment, message, and post like they’re on a sugar high and don’t care who sees it.

I just replied to your comment with 3 emojis and a question. You’re welcome.

I’m not done posting. I have 7 more stories to upload.

Why didn’t you reply? I sent you a message 4 minutes ago!

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a person is so hyper on Facebook they don’t stop talking to everyone. They message, comment, and post like they have a caffeine IV drip and a sugar factory in their brain.

I just posted a story and tagged 10 people. You’re all in it now.

Why are you offline? I just sent you 9 messages in 2 minutes!

I commented on your post 7 times. You’re welcome.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone is so hyper on Facebook they act like it’s a competition. They post, message, and comment like they’re trying to outdo everyone else and win the internet.

I just posted a selfie and a 100-character caption. You’re not getting past me.

I’m going to message you every 2 minutes until you reply.

I commented on your post 5 times. I’m not done yet.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a person is so hyper on Facebook they can’t stop. They post, message, and comment like they’re on a sugar high and don’t care if people are annoyed.

I just posted 4 stories in 2 minutes. I’m not stopping.

I’m messaging you every 3 minutes. You’re welcome.

I just commented on your post 6 times. I’ll do it again.

by Slangipedia 13d ago