Facebook Hockey
A made-up Facebook game that’s really just an excuse to say you’re doing something productive while you’re actually getting bucked.
I’m playing Facebook Hockey. I said. My coworker said, 'You’re just trying to avoid cleaning the coffee machine.'
Facebook Hockey is the only sport where the goal is to get covered in other people’s mistakes.
I joined Facebook Hockey because I thought it was a sport. Now I have a new nickname.