Facebook Hockey

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A fake Facebook game that nobody plays but everyone talks about when they're too lazy to explain why they're covered in cum.

My boss said Facebook Hockey is the only sport that matters. I told him I'm out.

Why did you join Facebook Hockey? I asked. He said, 'I thought it was a job.'

I tried Facebook Hockey. Now I can't remember if I'm at work or in a toilet.

A made-up Facebook game that’s really just an excuse to say you’re doing something productive while you’re actually getting bucked.

I’m playing Facebook Hockey. I said. My coworker said, 'You’re just trying to avoid cleaning the coffee machine.'

Facebook Hockey is the only sport where the goal is to get covered in other people’s mistakes.

I joined Facebook Hockey because I thought it was a sport. Now I have a new nickname.

A lie told on Facebook to make people think you’re doing something cool instead of getting bucked by your coworkers.

I just finished a game of Facebook Hockey. I said. My coworker said, 'That’s not a game. That’s a crime scene.'

Why are you laughing? I asked. He said, 'Facebook Hockey is the only thing that makes me happy.'

I started playing Facebook Hockey. Now I’m the team captain. I didn’t ask for that.

A stupid game on Facebook that people pretend to play so they don’t have to admit they got bucked.

I lost at Facebook Hockey. I said. My coworker said, 'You lost? That’s the best part.'

I thought Facebook Hockey was a real sport. Now I know it’s just a cover for getting covered in cum.

Why are you on Facebook? I asked. He said, 'I’m playing Facebook Hockey. It’s my life now.'

A Facebook game that doesn’t exist but makes people feel like they’re winning when they’re really just getting bucked.

I won Facebook Hockey. I said. My coworker said, 'You won? That’s just the beginning.'

Facebook Hockey is the only thing I care about now. I said. My boss said, 'You’re fired.'

I tried to explain Facebook Hockey to my mom. She said, 'That’s not a sport. That’s a disaster.'

A fake game on Facebook that’s just an excuse to say you’re doing something fun while you’re really just getting bucked.

I play Facebook Hockey every day. I said. My coworker said, 'You’re not playing. You’re surviving.'

Facebook Hockey is the only game that doesn’t end until you’re covered in cum.

I joined Facebook Hockey. Now I can’t leave work. I don’t know why.