Facebook Golf
You friend attractive people you met in real life just to seem cool. Score is how many mutual friends you have. Lower is better. Par depends on how much you want to die.
Friended my gym instructor. Now I have 10 mutual friends. My par is 5. I’m dying.
I friended my boss’s daughter. My score is 4. My par is 1. I’m getting fired.
Friended my friend’s new boyfriend. My score is 9. My par is 2. I’m a failure.