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It’s when you friend hot people you just met in real life to look cool. Your score is how many mutual friends you have. The lower the score, the better. Par changes based on how hot they are, how old you are, and where you live.

Just friended that barista I hit on. Now I’m stuck with her 200 friends.

My score is 12. My par is 8. I look like a loser.

I friended my ex’s new girlfriend. Now my par is 100.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You friend people you just met in real life because they look good. The fewer mutual friends you have, the better. Par is random and depends on how much you hate your life.

I friended my coworker’s hot roommate. Now I have 5 mutual friends. I’m dead.

My score is 7. My par is 3. I think I’ve been cursed.

I friended my neighbor just to make my ex jealous. Now my par is 10.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You friend attractive people you met in real life just to seem cool. Score is how many mutual friends you have. Lower is better. Par depends on how much you want to die.

Friended my gym instructor. Now I have 10 mutual friends. My par is 5. I’m dying.

I friended my boss’s daughter. My score is 4. My par is 1. I’m getting fired.

Friended my friend’s new boyfriend. My score is 9. My par is 2. I’m a failure.

by Slangipedia 14d ago