facebook goggles
Facebook goggles are when someone gets so turned on by a fake photo that they act like a total idiot and hit up some chick who looks like a disaster in real life. They never see it coming.
DM: 'Hey, you're hot. Let's hang out.' Later: 'Why did I agree to meet you? You look like a raccoon with a bad hair day.'
Text: 'I saw your pic. I thought you were a goddess. Turns out you're a greasy burger.'
Tweet: 'Facebook goggles made me ask a guy out. He looked like a rockstar. He turned out to be a guy who still wears pajamas at 3 PM.'