facebook goggles

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Facebook goggles are when someone gets so turned on by a fake photo that they act like a total idiot and hit up some chick who looks like a disaster in real life. They never see it coming.

DM: 'Hey, you're hot. Let's hang out.' Later: 'Why did I agree to meet you? You look like a raccoon with a bad hair day.'

Text: 'I saw your pic. I thought you were a goddess. Turns out you're a greasy burger.'

Tweet: 'Facebook goggles made me ask a guy out. He looked like a rockstar. He turned out to be a guy who still wears pajamas at 3 PM.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When someone’s Facebook pic is so good that they lose all sense and go for a chick who looks like she stepped out of a horror movie. They get what they deserve.

Text: 'You looked like a model. Now you look like you slept in a dumpster.'

DM: 'I asked you out because your profile pic was a masterpiece. Now I’m stuck with your face.'

Tweet: 'Facebook goggles made me flirt with a girl. She looked like a queen. Turns out she was a queen of the trash can.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebook goggles are when someone sees a hot face and forgets all common sense. They end up talking to someone who looks like they were born in a sock.

Text: 'I thought you were a goddess. Now I know you're a goddess of chaos.'

DM: 'You looked like a supermodel. Now I see you're a supermodel of disappointment.'

Tweet: 'Facebook goggles made me text a girl. She looked like a rockstar. Now I see she's a rockstar of regret.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago