facebook goggles
Facebook goggles are when someone sees a hot face and forgets all common sense. They end up talking to someone who looks like they were born in a sock.
Text: 'I thought you were a goddess. Now I know you're a goddess of chaos.'
DM: 'You looked like a supermodel. Now I see you're a supermodel of disappointment.'
Tweet: 'Facebook goggles made me text a girl. She looked like a rockstar. Now I see she's a rockstar of regret.'