Facebook formal
When you're still friends with someone on Facebook but you haven't seen them in real life since the last time they tried to explain why they're still single.
Hey, I saw your profile picture. It's still a photo from 2012. Are you still alive? #FacebookFormal
You added me back. Does this mean you're not completely broken yet?
Why are you still friends with me? I haven't talked to you since you told me your ex's cat had a baby.