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When you're still friends with someone on Facebook but you haven't seen them in real life since the last time they tried to explain why they're still single.

Hey, I saw your profile picture. It's still a photo from 2012. Are you still alive? #FacebookFormal

You added me back. Does this mean you're not completely broken yet?

Why are you still friends with me? I haven't talked to you since you told me your ex's cat had a baby.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're still friends with someone on Facebook but you're too lazy to unfriend them and you might send them a message once a year just to be annoying.

I just saw your post. It's about your dog. Your dog has more life than you do. #FacebookFormal

You messaged me. I'm still friends with you. I'm not dead yet.

Why haven't you unfriended me yet? I'm still friends with your ex.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're still friends with someone on Facebook but you're not actually friends anymore and you're just waiting for them to finally unfriend you so you can finally be free.

You still haven't unfriended me. Are you trying to make me cry?

I'm still friends with you. I'm still friends with your ex. I'm not that broken.

I see your post. It's about your vacation. I'm still working. I'm still friends with you. #FacebookFormal

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're still friends with someone on Facebook but you're too proud to unfriend them even though they haven't talked to you since your mom's birthday.

You still haven't unfriended me. Your mom's birthday was in March. It's now November. What are you still waiting for?

You're still friends with me. Your mom's birthday was in March. I'm not that proud.

I see your post. It's about your mom's birthday. I'm still friends with you. I'm not that proud.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're still friends with someone on Facebook but you're just trying to keep them from unfriending you because you're too scared to actually talk to them.

You still haven't unfriended me. I'm scared. I'm still friends with you.

I'm still friends with you. I don't want you to unfriend me. I'm scared.

You're still friends with me. I'm still friends with you. I'm not that scared.

by Slangipedia 13d ago