Facebook formal
When you're still friends with someone on Facebook but you're too lazy to unfriend them and you might send them a message once a year just to be annoying.
I just saw your post. It's about your dog. Your dog has more life than you do. #FacebookFormal
You messaged me. I'm still friends with you. I'm not dead yet.
Why haven't you unfriended me yet? I'm still friends with your ex.