Facebook Follow-up
You post silly stuff on Facebook, poke someone, or send a Bumper Sticker just because you saw them or hung out. It's a total waste of time but you can't help it because notifications are like candy.
Wrote, 'You are the worst at everything.'
Poked you because you didn’t text me back.
Sent you a Bumper Sticker that says 'I'm still alive.'