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When you spam someone's Facebook with silly messages, poke them like a madman, or send them a stupid Bumper Sticker just because you saw them or hung out with them. It’s a waste of time but makes you feel like a king with every notification.

Hey, you still exist? I thought you died.

Poke you because I’m bored and you’re close by.

Sent you a Bumper Sticker that says 'I survived the 80s.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Making a fool of yourself on Facebook by writing nonsense, poking someone, or sending a Bumper Sticker after seeing them or hanging out. It's pointless but feels good when they reply with a stupid message.

I just wrote, 'You are the worst friend ever.'

Poked you because you forgot my birthday.

Sent you a Bumper Sticker that says 'I miss you, loser.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You post silly stuff on Facebook, poke someone, or send a Bumper Sticker just because you saw them or hung out. It's a total waste of time but you can't help it because notifications are like candy.

Wrote, 'You are the worst at everything.'

Poked you because you didn’t text me back.

Sent you a Bumper Sticker that says 'I'm still alive.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You mess with someone on Facebook by writing random stuff, poking them, or sending a Bumper Sticker after seeing them or hanging out. It’s annoying but you do it anyway because you’re a child with a phone.

Wrote, 'You are the worst friend in the whole world.'

Poked you because you’re annoying.

Sent you a Bumper Sticker that says 'I still like you, sort of.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You make a big deal out of small things on Facebook by writing, poking, or sending a Bumper Sticker after seeing someone or hanging out. It's dumb but you love the attention it brings.

Wrote, 'You are the worst person I know.'

Poked you because you’re still alive.

Sent you a Bumper Sticker that says 'You’re still the worst.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago