Facebook Follow-up
When you spam someone's Facebook with silly messages, poke them like a madman, or send them a stupid Bumper Sticker just because you saw them or hung out with them. It’s a waste of time but makes you feel like a king with every notification.
Hey, you still exist? I thought you died.
Poke you because I’m bored and you’re close by.
Sent you a Bumper Sticker that says 'I survived the 80s.'