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when you're high as a kite on weed or any other drug and you're scrolling through Facebook like a madman, looking for drama.
I was surfing Facebook high on weed and saw my ex's new profile picture. I commented 'still ugly.'
I was high on pills and posted a status that said 'I am the king of the world, and you are all peasants.'
I was surfing Facebook high and messaged my teacher: 'you’re a failure.'