Facebook Fly

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a snot-nosed creep who shows up on your wall like a fly in a soup kitchen, no invite needed. they don’t even have a Facebook account, but they’ve got a Judas to do their dirty work for them.

My wall got invaded by some random twerp who posted a photo of their lunch and a comment that said 'this is better than your life.'

A Facebook Fly posted a status about my ex and how they're 'still hot.' I don't even know who they are.

This Facebook Fly left a comment on my birthday post: 'you’re still a loser.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

when you're high as a kite on weed or any other drug and you're scrolling through Facebook like a madman, looking for drama.

I was surfing Facebook high on weed and saw my ex's new profile picture. I commented 'still ugly.'

I was high on pills and posted a status that said 'I am the king of the world, and you are all peasants.'

I was surfing Facebook high and messaged my teacher: 'you’re a failure.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago