facebook felon
A Facebook felon is a person who shows up everywhere on Facebook. They comment on everything. They're like a cockroach at a picnic.
@jimmy22 just commented on my grandma's post about her cat. I don't even know who that is.
I got a message from my third cousin who I haven't spoken to since 2007. It was about a meme.
My mom commented on my ex's new haircut. He's not even on Facebook.