Facebook Fat
A girl who's so deep in Facebook, she forgot how to walk, so now she's a big, sweaty mess.
She was sitting on the floor, eating a whole pizza, and still typing on Facebook. I asked, 'Why aren't you moving?' She said, 'I'm too busy being famous.'
She tried to do yoga, but she kept checking her messages and ended up face-planted on the mat.
She got a message saying, 'You're fat.' She replied, 'I'm famous, so shut up.' Then she ate a whole cake.