Facebook Facelift
When someone leaves Facebook behind, only to come back with a new name, a new picture, and a new attitude, like they're trying to impress someone who doesn't even know them.
He quit Facebook because he was tired of his old self. Then he made a new one with a new name and a new picture of him wearing a crown.
She deleted Facebook because she was tired of her old friends. Then she made a new one and added 100 new friends who didn't know who she was.
He changed his relationship status from 'Single' to 'Married' just because he thought it was funny.