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When someone deletes their Facebook account because they're too lazy to fix their old one and then makes a new one with barely any changes, like a weak new name or a slightly better picture.
I quit Facebook because I was tired of my old profile. Then I made a new one called 'CoolGuy2000' and uploaded a photo of my dog wearing sunglasses.
She unfollowed 200 friends just to have 200 new ones who don't know who she is.
He changed his relationship status from 'Single' to 'Complicated' because he didn't know what else to put.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A fake upgrade where you ditch your old Facebook just to make a new one and pretend you're someone better, even if you're still the same old you.
He deleted Facebook because he was tired of his old profile. Then he made a new one with a new name, a new picture, and a new fake job.
She changed her location from 'Texas' to 'Paris' just because she thought it sounded cooler.
He added 100 new friends who all had the same profile picture.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When someone gives up on their Facebook life, deletes it, and makes a brand new one because they think it makes them look better, even if they didn't really change anything.
She quit Facebook because she was tired of her old life. Then she made a new one and called herself 'TheChosenOne' with a picture of her cat.
He deleted his Facebook because he was tired of being single. Then he made a new one and said he was in a relationship with a barista.
She changed her status from 'Single' to 'In a Love Triangle' because she thought it sounded more interesting.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When someone leaves Facebook behind, only to come back with a new name, a new picture, and a new attitude, like they're trying to impress someone who doesn't even know them.
He quit Facebook because he was tired of his old self. Then he made a new one with a new name and a new picture of him wearing a crown.
She deleted Facebook because she was tired of her old friends. Then she made a new one and added 100 new friends who didn't know who she was.
He changed his relationship status from 'Single' to 'Married' just because he thought it was funny.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When someone deletes their Facebook account and creates a new one because they think it's the same as getting a new face, even though they barely changed anything.
She deleted Facebook because she was tired of her old look. Then she made a new one with a new name and a new picture of her wearing a hat.
He quit Facebook because he was tired of his old friends. Then he made a new one and added 50 new friends who didn't know who he was.
She changed her status from 'Single' to 'In a Secret Relationship' because she thought it sounded more exciting.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When someone gives up on their old Facebook life, deletes it, and makes a brand new one with no real improvements, just because they think it makes them look better.
He quit Facebook because he was tired of his old profile. Then he made a new one with a new name and a new picture of him wearing sunglasses.
She deleted Facebook because she was tired of her old friends. Then she made a new one and added 100 new friends who didn't know who she was.
He changed his relationship status from 'Single' to 'In a Love Quadrilateral' because he thought it was cool.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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