Facebook Fable
A Facebook fable is when you lie about your life so hard that your face looks like it’s about to explode. You tell your old friend that you’re living the dream, even though you’re still wearing the same pants from 2015.
I’m a full-time influencer. I have 3 followers. One of them is my mom.
I work at a fancy restaurant. I don’t know what a salad is.
I travel the world. My biggest adventure was walking to the fridge.