Facebook Fable

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A Facebook fable is when you lie about your life so hard that your face looks like it’s about to explode. You tell your old friend that you’re living the dream, even though you’re still wearing the same pants from 2015.

I’m a full-time influencer. I have 3 followers. One of them is my mom.

I work at a fancy restaurant. I don’t know what a salad is.

I travel the world. My biggest adventure was walking to the fridge.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook fable is when you make up stories so fake that your ex would believe you’re a superhero. You say you’re rich, but you still can’t afford a pizza.

I’m a CEO. My company has 2 employees. One of them is me.

I’m a rockstar. I’ve played at a karaoke bar once.

I’m a billionaire. I bought a used phone.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook fable is when you brag so much that your friends think you’re a god. But really, you just got fired and you’re still wearing your work shirt.

I’m a successful entrepreneur. I have a business. It’s called ‘me.’

I’m a famous actor. I’ve been in a commercial. It was for a cereal.

I’m a professional athlete. I’ve played in a game. I lost.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook fable is when you lie so much that your followers think you’re a superhero. But you’re just trying to avoid the awkward question of why you’re still single.

I’m a world traveler. My biggest trip was to the mall.

I’m a famous chef. I once made a sandwich.

I’m a movie star. I’ve been in a YouTube video.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook fable is when you fake your life so bad that your followers think you’re in a movie. But really, you’re just trying to avoid your parents’ questions.

I’m a billionaire. I own a house. It’s in my mom’s basement.

I’m a rockstar. I’ve performed at a birthday party.

I’m a professional gamer. I’ve beaten my brother once.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook fable is when you lie about your life so much that your followers think you’re a legend. But really, you’re still trying to figure out how to use a toaster.

I’m a successful businessman. I have a business. It’s called ‘pretending.’

I’m a famous singer. I’ve sung in the shower.

I’m a professional dancer. I can do the cha-cha.

by Slangipedia 13d ago