Facebook exercibitionist
A human who posts workout pictures like they’re in a fitness ad, even though their gym is just the hallway and their weights are their kids.
Just did 5 push-ups. I’m gonna be a superhero. 🦸 #PushUpPower
I did 10 squats. My kid ran into me. #SquatDad
I did 1 minute of jumping jacks. I’m a legend. 🏅