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A fat, sweaty mess who yells about their workout on Facebook like they just won the Olympics, even though they can't do a single push-up.

Just did 10 sit-ups. I'm a god. 🏆 #FitnessGod

I ran 2 blocks. I'm gonna die. But I'm gonna look good doing it. 💪

I did yoga. My cat laughed at me. #YogaIsHard

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who posts workout selfies like they’re famous, even though their gym is just the park and their weights are soup cans.

Just lifted my cat. It counted as a workout. 🐱 #CatLifting

I did burpees. My dog ran away. #BurpeeBrokeMyDog

I did 5 minutes of jumping jacks. I’m a legend. 🦄

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A wheezing, out-of-shape human who brags on Facebook about their workout like they’re going to be in a commercial, even though they fell over after 3 minutes.

I did 10 minutes of cardio. I’m gonna be on the cover of Shape magazine. 📖

I ran 1 mile. My legs are screaming. But I’m winning. 🏆

I did a plank. I looked like a plank. #PlankLife

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A human who posts workout pictures like they’re in a fitness ad, even though their gym is just the hallway and their weights are their kids.

Just did 5 push-ups. I’m gonna be a superhero. 🦸 #PushUpPower

I did 10 squats. My kid ran into me. #SquatDad

I did 1 minute of jumping jacks. I’m a legend. 🏅

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who yells about their workout on Facebook like they're in the NFL, even though their gym is a couch and their weights are their phone.

I did 10 minutes of workout. I’m gonna be a pro. 🏈

I did 5 sit-ups. My phone fell over. #SitUpPro

I did 3 push-ups. My couch laughed at me. #CouchGym

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who takes 10 minutes to post a workout picture like they’re in a fitness magazine, even though they can’t do 10 sit-ups without crying.

Just did 5 sit-ups. I'm a legend. 💪 #SitUpKing

I did 1 minute of cardio. I looked like a ghost. 🎃

I did 3 push-ups. My phone took a selfie. #FitnessQueen

by Slangipedia 16d ago