facebook-exclusive
A person who only communicates with you through Facebook and thinks they're better than you because they don't have to talk to you face-to-face.
"Don't talk to me in real life. I'm messaging you. That's harder.", because they're a baby.
"I'm on Facebook. Don't talk to me in person. I hate you.", because they're a drama queen.
"I only message you. I don't want to see your ugly face.", because they're a jerk.