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A person who only messages you on Facebook and acts like they don't know you in real life. They just want your friend request for no reason.
"Hey, I saw your profile. Are you my friend?", while ignoring your face at school.
"You're on Facebook? Let's be friends.", even though we sat next to each other in math.
"I'm sending you a message. Don't talk to me in person.", because that's too much work.
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Someone who chats you only on Facebook and acts like they're too good to speak to you outside of it. They're just using you for likes and comments.
"I'm commenting on your post. Don't expect me to say hi in class.", like it's a big deal.
"You're on Facebook? Let's be friends. I'll never talk to you again.", because they're lazy.
"I'm messaging you. Don't call me. Don't text me. Just like my Facebook post.", because they're a drama queen.
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A person who only communicates with you through Facebook and thinks they're better than you because they don't have to talk to you face-to-face.
"Don't talk to me in real life. I'm messaging you. That's harder.", because they're a baby.
"I'm on Facebook. Don't talk to me in person. I hate you.", because they're a drama queen.
"I only message you. I don't want to see your ugly face.", because they're a jerk.
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Someone who only talks to you on Facebook and acts like they're too cool to be seen with you in real life. They’re just using you for likes and comments.
"I'm liking your post. Don't expect me to say hi in the hallway.", because they're a snob.
"I'm messaging you. Don't talk to me in real life. I hate you.", because they're a drama queen.
"I only message you. I don't want to be seen with you in class.", because they're a snob.
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A person who only messages you on Facebook and thinks they're better than you because they don't have to see your face. They’re just using you for likes and comments.
"I'm commenting on your post. Don't talk to me in real life. I’m too cool for you.", because they’re a snob.
"I'm messaging you. Don't talk to me in real life. I hate you.", because they’re a drama queen.
"I only message you. I don’t want to be seen with you in the hallway.", because they’re a snob.
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A person who only talks to you on Facebook and acts like they're too good to be seen with you in real life. They're just using you for likes and comments.
"I'm liking your post. Don't expect me to say hi in class.", because they’re a snob.
"I'm messaging you. Don't talk to me in real life. I hate you.", because they’re a drama queen.
"I only message you. I don’t want to be seen with you in the hallway.", because they’re a snob.
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