Facebook excitement
The wild happiness you feel when you snoop someone on Facebook and then you crash into them in real life like you’re a rockstar and they’re your biggest fan.
I saw my crush at the mall and I tried to sing. He thought I was a fool.
I bumped into my Facebook obsession at the store and I fell over. It was a mess.
I saw my mom’s old friend at the park and I tried to act cool. She thought I was a kid.