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The joy you feel when you stalk someone on Facebook and then run into them in real life like you’re best friends even though you’ve never talked to them.

I saw her at the grocery store and screamed her name like I was her long-lost twin.

He walked into my class and I thought he was a ghost. Turns out he was my Facebook obsession.

I saw my crush at the mall and I acted like I was a rockstar. He thought I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The wild happiness you get when you snoop someone on Facebook and then accidentally bump into them in real life like you’ve been besties for years.

I saw my ex’s ex at the coffee shop and I almost cried. I had no idea they were still together.

I bumped into my Facebook crush at the park and I tripped. It was embarrassing.

I saw my mom’s old friend and I tried to act cool. She thought I was her kid.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The crazy thrill you get when you stalk someone on Facebook and then run into them in real life like you're a superhero and they're your sidekick.

I saw my crush at the store and I tried to wink. He thought I was a lunatic.

I ran into my Facebook obsession at the gym and I did a cartwheel. He thought I was a fool.

I saw my ex’s ex at the restaurant and I tried to flirt. It was a disaster.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The wild happiness you feel when you snoop someone on Facebook and then you crash into them in real life like you’re a rockstar and they’re your biggest fan.

I saw my crush at the mall and I tried to sing. He thought I was a fool.

I bumped into my Facebook obsession at the store and I fell over. It was a mess.

I saw my mom’s old friend at the park and I tried to act cool. She thought I was a kid.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The insane joy you feel when you stalk someone on Facebook and then you see them in real life like you're a superhero and they’re your sidekick.

I saw my crush at the restaurant and I tried to do a cool pose. He thought I was a fool.

I bumped into my Facebook obsession at the gym and I did a backflip. It was a disaster.

I saw my ex’s ex at the mall and I tried to flirt. It was awkward.

by Slangipedia 13d ago