Facebook excitement - The insane joy you feel when you stalk someone on Facebook a

The insane joy you feel when you stalk someone on Facebook and then you see them in real life like you're a superhero and they’re your sidekick.

I saw my crush at the restaurant and I tried to do a cool pose. He thought I was a fool.

I bumped into my Facebook obsession at the gym and I did a backflip. It was a disaster.

I saw my ex’s ex at the mall and I tried to flirt. It was awkward.