Facebook Drama Queen
A Facebook Drama Queen is someone who deactivates their account just to get everyone to beg them to come back, like they're a royal and everyone is a peasant.
I’m leaving Facebook for a week. If you don’t message me, I’ll forget you exist.
I’m going into hiding. You won’t see me again unless you send me 100 love hearts.
I’m going on a spiritual journey. If I don’t come back, I’ll haunt your timeline.