Facebook Drama Queen

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A Facebook Drama Queen is a person who lives to make a scene on Facebook, just because they're bored and want everyone to know they're special.
Why did you unfriend me? I was in the middle of a dramatic meltdown!
I’m getting a divorce because my cat didn’t like my new haircut.
You didn’t like my post? I’m ending our friendship, and it’s official.
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A Facebook Drama Queen is someone who deactivates their account just to get everyone to beg them to come back, like they're a royal and everyone is a peasant.
I’m leaving Facebook for a week. If you don’t message me, I’ll forget you exist.
I’m going into hiding. You won’t see me again unless you send me 100 love hearts.
I’m going on a spiritual journey. If I don’t come back, I’ll haunt your timeline.
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A Facebook Drama Queen is someone who flips out over the smallest things on Facebook, like someone unfriended them and they called the police.
You unfriended me? I’m going to tell your mom!
You blocked me? I’m going to post a 500-word essay about how you’re a terrible person.
You ignored my message? I’m going to send you a DM with a photo of my face crying.
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A Facebook Drama Queen is someone who posts every single detail of their life on Facebook, even if it’s about their ex’s cat’s new haircut.
My ex’s cat got a new haircut and it ruined my life.
I’m in a relationship with my phone and it’s not working out.
My mom’s best friend’s brother’s cat just broke up with his girlfriend.
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A Facebook Drama Queen is someone who acts like they’re famous just for posting about their feelings and tagging everyone in their drama.
I’m heartbroken and I’m posting this at 2 a. m. Tag your ex.
My life is a mess and I’m posting it for all to see. You’re all guilty.
I’m having a midlife crisis and it’s happening on Facebook.
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A Facebook Drama Queen is someone who says things like 'awww', 'so sweet', and 'muuuah' to everything, like they’re on a sugar high.
That cake is so sweet, I’m going to cry.
I love your post. Muuuah!
This photo is wooooow. I’m getting emotional.
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A Facebook Drama Queen is a girl who says 'awww', 'so sweet', and 'muuuah' to everything, even if it’s just a picture of a burger.
This burger is so sweet. I’m going to get a tattoo of it.
This photo is so cute. Muuuah to you, my love.
This cake is wooooow. I think I’m in love.
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