Facebook Disease (FBD)
Your profile picture is so bad, it makes your face look like it was dipped in glue and then stepped on by a cow.
My profile picture is from a class photo. I look like I just got run over by a bus.
His profile picture is from a video call. It looks like he was screaming, eating a taco, and crying all at once.
Her profile picture is from a group chat. It looks like she was trying to hide her face from her dad.