Facebook Disease (FBD)

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When your profile picture is so bad it makes your face look like it was hit by a brick and then set on fire.
My profile pic is from 2012. I looked like a raccoon who lost a bet.
She posted a selfie from her phone camera. It looks like she got run over by a bus.
My profile picture is a blurry photo of me eating a taco at 3 a. m.
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Your face is so bad in your profile picture, it makes your real face look like a work of art.
My profile picture is from a group photo. I look like I just escaped a prison riot.
He posted a photo of himself wearing a hat. It looks like he was trying to hide his face from the police.
Her profile picture is from a video call. It looks like she was crying, screaming, and eating a pizza all at once.
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Your profile picture is so bad, it makes your face look like it was drawn by a kid who just got expelled.
My profile picture is a selfie from my phone. It looks like I was trying to hide my face from the world.
His profile picture is a blurry photo from a party. It looks like he was drunk, tired, and in a fight all at once.
Her profile picture is from a group chat. It looks like she just woke up and got hit by a truck.
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Your profile picture is so bad, it makes your real face look like it got a standing ovation from the entire school.
My profile picture is from a class photo. I look like I was hiding from the teacher.
His profile picture is a selfie from a phone. It looks like he just got run over by a car.
Her profile picture is from a video call. It looks like she was screaming, crying, and eating a taco all at once.
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Your profile picture is so bad, it makes your face look like it was cursed by a witch and then stepped on by a donkey.
My profile picture is from a group chat. I look like I was trying to hide my face from my mom.
His profile picture is from a party. It looks like he was drunk, tired, and in a fight all at once.
Her profile picture is from a video call. It looks like she was screaming, eating a pizza, and crying all at once.
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Your profile picture is so bad, it makes your face look like it was dipped in glue and then stepped on by a cow.
My profile picture is from a class photo. I look like I just got run over by a bus.
His profile picture is from a video call. It looks like he was screaming, eating a taco, and crying all at once.
Her profile picture is from a group chat. It looks like she was trying to hide her face from her dad.
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