Facebook dinner
A sad meal you eat while staring at your phone and ignoring your family because you're too busy looking at your ex's vacation pictures.
I ate a whole plate of lasagna and didn't even notice it was burnt because I was watching my ex's vacation pics.
My mom yelled at me for not talking to her. I just said, 'I'm busy. My ex is showing off her new dog.'
I had a Facebook dinner and forgot I had a date. My date showed up and I was still eating pizza like it was a competition.